1 – She’s loves Star Trek.
2 – She’s kinda hot in a trashy way.
3 – She loves being covered in seaman. Although her Rep says it’s not her, probably true, he didn’t deny that she doesn’t like being bathed in sperm.
4 – She’s not a good singer and there is no deeper meaning to her music but god damn it’s catchy.
5 – She’s is into guys with the 3 F’s, funny, fat and facial hair. “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men.” (Derek you’re totally in!)
6 – She’s 23 but acts like she’s 16.
7 – If “boys” don’t text her back she get’s pissed off.
8 – She seems like she’s fun to go out partying with.
9 – She played in the band in high school but she didn’t graduate.
10 – She likes to look for her clothes in the garbage. Finally someone who is cheaper than me.
Holy shit, i can’t believe she is into the three Fs!